✄ jakeybby ✄
me and bae having sex bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar
chumbukkit:

please

zealkin:

ursula-theseabitch:

So you telling me that the U.S has completely cured the American doctor with Ebola in 26 days and he’s being released today. While Africa has been dealing with it since the 70’s and they are still looking for a cure?

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Because it wouldn’t be ‘profitable’ to help Africans right? Even though the US has been stealing from the continent for centuries??

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richwhitemom:

turn on: when your phone is on 100%

(via sloshes)

hips: ngl
golddiggerr:

$$$$
disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope
klassy-souls:

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phoneticmeow:

britney2007spears:

fun on the right, business on the left

I’m seriously concerned my left or her left
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